Singers who can’t sing

I was playing Transformer by Lou Reed the other day.  Grethe walked in, and demanded to know, in that forthright Scandinavian way, why I was listening to this man who cannot sing.  After a moment’s thought, I replied that there are many great songs by bands or artists who can’t, you know, sing. At least, not very well. 

Thinking about it some more, this seems to be particularly true of some of the greatest musicians of the 1960s and 1970s. Here is my top five list of great singers who can’t actually sing:

  1. Bob Dylan
  2. Lou Reed
  3. Paul Simon
  4. Van Morrison
  5. Mark Knopfler

Other nominations gratefully received.


27 responses to “Singers who can’t sing”

  1. Jim avatar

    Tom Waits, Johnny Rotten and Ian Brown (Stone Roses).

    1. Ian avatar
      Ian

      Yeah man 2nd that on Ian Brown, he is more of a movement and that was back in the day, today his singing live is pretty awful, or maybe its the sound engineer of the gigs I have seen??

  2. ben avatar
    ben

    Shane McGowan (Pogues)
    Gordon Gano (Violent Femmes)
    Michael Stipe (REM)

  3. Owen avatar
    Owen

    Jim: I guess I never thought of Johnny Rotten as even trying to sing!

    Ben: are you being perhaps a little harsh on Michael Stipe? I was listening to Murmur just this morning. He is certainly no Frank Sinatra, but his voice modulates somewhat.

  4. Charles avatar
    Charles

    George Michael
    Axel Rose – Guns’n’Roses
    Louis Armstrong
    Elvis Costello
    Chris Rea
    Kurt Cobain – Nirvana
    Mike Skinner – The Streets (arguably not great)

    1. Ian avatar
      Ian

      George Michael!!!!!???? Are you sure?? Maybe his voice doesn’t sit right in your ear, but can’t sing is not right, he has/had excellent vocal range and could reach whatever he was pushing for when it comes to notes.

  5. Devil's Kitchen avatar

    Fat Bob Smith?

    Owen adds: I suppose it should be no surprise that someone with a gothic-sounding domain like “devil’s kitchen” should be a fan of The Cure! But you are stretching a point to call any of their songs “great”.

  6. Devil's Kitchen avatar

    Fat Bob Smith?

    Owen adds: I suppose it should be no surprise that someone with a gothic-sounding domain like “devil’s kitchen” should be a fan of The Cure! But you are stretching a point to call any of their songs “great”.

  7. me? avatar
    me?

    I cannot sing, either.

    What about women? I notice the list is all male!

    Alanis Morrisette, Chrissy Hynde, Janis Joplin

    Celine Dion, Sher, Macie Gray, Mariah Carey, Avril Lavigne, Natalie Merchant ..

    1. TS avatar
      TS

      Chrissie Hynde can sing.

      1. Ken Diamond avatar
        Ken Diamond

        No. She can’t. It sounds like a pair of stray cats fighting in a alleyway over the leftover tuna in the garbage.

  8. me? avatar
    me?

    The first line is women who may not be able to ‘sing’ but they express real honest emotion, so I give them an OK.

    The second line – I run away screaming when I hear their voices.

  9. Tim Worstall avatar

    Van Morrison? Not sing? Maybe not withThe Them (wasn’t that the first band?) but Astral Weeks and so on. He can at least hold a tune (and stay in key) which is more than the other four can do. Paul Simon live is a horrible experience.

    Ringo Starr? George Harrison? Elton John (now, anyway, his voice is shot)?

    1. Nick avatar
      Nick

      Its 2018, and I’m watching Van Morrison on AxsTv, and he definitely cannot sing. He vocalizes, but that’s not singing.

  10. Phil avatar

    Van Morrison? (There I go again agreeing with Tim. Hate it when that happens. Er, no offence, Tim.)

    Elvis Costello belongs in a different and more subjective list – singers who can pitch & hold a note but do so in a way which many people find intensely irritating (same goes for all me?’s female nominations).

    David Thomas of Pere Ubu is another example – on his own account he’s actually tone deaf, has no idea whether one note is higher or lower than another. Great vocalist, though. More obscurely, Gerard Langley of Blue Aeroplanes generally doesn’t even try to sing.

    Leonard Cohen used to be able to sing (although in an intensely irritating way, for my money) but his voice has completely gone these days, from what I hear. Dylan’s also suffered – if you think his voice sounds bad on Blood on the Tracks you should hear Love and Theft.

    1. Ian avatar
      Ian

      Quote “but do so in a way which many people find intensely irritating”, hahahaha that’s brilliant!

  11. Neil avatar
    Neil

    Add to the list Mick Jagger, Neil Young, Neil Young , Neil Young and Neil Young.

    1. Nick avatar
      Nick

      Yeah, Jagger is sometimes an interesting vocalist, and he does have a sound like no other, but that’s not singing. Half the time he’s just pretending to be black.

  12. Mac P avatar
    Mac P

    Ian Brown – Cant sing, however… Member of possibly the greatest band ever – The Stone Roses, anyone disagree?
     
    Van Morisson – Cant sing????? Who Is Being Absurd, listen 2 him on the last waltz on caravan and you’ll c who cant sing

  13. Poot Wooter avatar
    Poot Wooter

    Whitney Houston

  14. Marc avatar
    Marc

    I always thought that Natalie Merchant had a great voice!

  15. jonathas avatar

    As David Berman – another thin voiced marvel – of the Silver Jews sings in his ‘We Are Real’:
    "Repair is the dream of the broken thing / All my favorite singers couldn’t sing."

  16. TS avatar
    TS

    Paul Simon and Van Morrison both can sing.

    1. Nick avatar
      Nick

      Listening to Morrison is literally painful.

  17. Carol Potts avatar
    Carol Potts

    Somebody said George Michael? He had a beautiful voice!

  18. Ray avatar
    Ray

    Some of you guys have no idea what you’re talking about. Axl Rose? Brilliant singer in his hey day! Paul Simon, I mean, are you deaf? One of the most perfect and clear voices out there with a perfect sense of harmony. Someone said Celine Dion and Janis Joplin and a few others? I had to read the post twice to see if she said CAN or CAN’T sing.
    I bet a few people here aren’t even musicians and have no idea what the hell they’re talking about

    1. Keith Singer avatar
      Keith Singer

      I agree with Ray about Paul Simon and I will add as singers who can’t sing, Rod Stewart and Bruce Springsteen.